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Should have drawn and quartered him!
I am a recovering fanatic. Really. I am. What? You’ve never heard the term before? Well, I coined it but mark my words peeps, one day Oprah will do a show about people like me (that is if she ever does...
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Fast as lightening, skinny as a stick
My daughter is 5’7 – maybe even 5’8. She is smart (unfortunately for me a little too damn smart at times); thin and muscular (she’s an athlete; probably weighs 130 pounds, wears a size 2); she is nice...
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I think I can … I guess …
I am a runner. No, no, no. I am not running from the law or a rabid dog or the neighbor down the street that seems to never shuts up. The other kind – the kind that laces her shoes, takes off down the...
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I Left a Toenail in the Yoga Studio
Who knew yoga could hurt so damn bad?? Last week I sprained my thumb – OK … OK … I’m really not sure if I sprained my thumb or not BUT I do know it hurt like hell to try and open a bottle of wine (no...
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If you had spinach in your teeth, I would tell you!
YOU, are in the middle of a downward dog – or any pose/transition that requires you hinge from the hips and bow forward – your eye gaze follows the tips of your fingers, you start to bend and...
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Step aside Candid Camera I was Punk’d!
You know how every now and then something happens – something strange and bizarre – and you catch yourself looking around, knowing full and well that Ashton Kutcher and his buddies from MTV are lurking...
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SURPRISE – two percent milk didn’t kill me!
I have always lived a fairly regulated life – well, maybe that’s not entirely true. I mean there were those first ten years where I lived as I wished … meaning I ate when I was hungry (imagine that),...
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